Viagra Takes a Back Seat To Islam (video)

By Thomas E. Cheever, P.E.

Johnson and Johnson is good. But only in Islam will a man be ‘blessed’ with a ‘penis that never bends.’ No more of that pesky ‘4-hour-erection-call-your-doctor’  business.

The Death Cult that IS Islam

Not that you need any more reasons to despise Islam, Sheikh Mashoor bin Hasan Al-Salman enlightens us about the afterlife in heaven. According to Al Salman, slavery will be alive and well in heaven. Guess Islam is heaven for one and hell for another.

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Sheikh Mashoor bin Hasan Al-Salman – screenshot

Al-Salman, who is a Palestinian-Jordanian cleric, was recently asked for a ‘fatwa’ – an Islamic religious ruling or scholarly opinion on a matter of Islamic law.  The question and answer were posted on the internet.

Al Salman was asked, “In Paradise, (heaven) can a woman have sex with her slave?”

THAT’S what inquiring Muslim minds want to know?  Seems reasonable, maybe.  Kudos that in Islam there is sex in heaven. I’m on board with that. I could hardly call it heaven without beautiful curvy women and lots of sex. Besides, heaven seems an appropriate place to hear screams of ‘Oh God, Oh God , Oh Gooooooodddddddd!!!!’

Sex – Heaven – Good, got it.   But our learned Islamic cleric seems unphased by the whole slavery issue. In fact, he skips right over it.   Outside of Islam I can’t think of any other religion’s view of heaven that entertains the concept of slavery. But in Islam slavery, even in the afterlife, is considered perfectly normal.   Oh….that wonderful world of Islam just keeps getting better and better, eh?

Penis That Never Bends

Al-Salman answered,

“Is a woman allowed to have sex with her slave? Dear God…A woman cannot have sex with her slave. A woman, by nature…Even in the Hereafter, it is not in her nature to be had by one man after the other. When men take turns with a woman, it is humiliating and degrading for her. A man gets 70 virgins (in Paradise), but what does a woman get? One young man.”

“The Prophet Muhammad said: ‘The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.’ So, she can have sex with this strong man, but she cannot have multiple men taking turns with her. So, a woman is not allowed to have sex with her slave, but she can marry him. If she has no husband and wants to marry her slave, she can. As soon as they are married, he becomes a free man and her master.”

No thanks

So there you have Mohammed’s Islamic heaven in a nutshell. A penis that never bends and mastery over your wife.   Yeah…but no. Think I can do without a permanent donut hanger in heaven.  That would pretty much rule out sleeping on my stomach.

And mastery over my wife? Right…   Like my wife is gonna put up with any crap from this Allah dude.  Some things even Allah won’t try.

Islam: misery on earth AND heaven.