Sean Penn Thinks Pope Should “Impeach” Evangelicals Who Supported Trump

Faye Higbee

Sean Penn is an idiot, as are most celebrity activists. Since he grew up in a secular home and only attended high school we can understand why he’s totally ignorant about Christianity, but seriously…who says the Pope should impeach Evangelicals who supported President Trump?

“Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don’t follow Nikki Haley’s lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties.” Sean Penn

We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but first off the only people following “satin” are clothes designers who use the fabric for their creations. He not only doesn’t have a clue about the way Christianity and denominations work, he can’t spell. He’s a prime example of talent with no brain. Wondering which came first, the liberal or the stupid?

To be clear, the Catholic Pope has no jurisdiction whatsoever over the Evangelical church (learning a little about Martin Luther and the Protestant movement would have helped him). Neither does the government have jurisdiction over ANY church of ANY denomination. Nikki Haley has disappointed all of us, and we’ll never vote for her now, even if she runs for some sort of office. She’s burned her bridges.

Twitter users responded with great sarcasm to his ignorant Tweet:

“1. What’s wrong with Satin, besides its lack of breathability? 2. You are aware Rome/Vatican isn’t the same thing as Evangelical, right? Celebrities and their wisdom. Oy.” @Aspree_Berean

“BREAKING!: A Vatican spokesperson has reached out to @SeanPenn to confirm that they have indeed excommunicated the forefathers of all evangelicals several hundred years ago and this covers all decendents. -30-” @FinallyThetrut3

“Your Honor, I would like to introduce this tweet as Exhibit A as to why people should never listen to celebrities.” @Elohssa412

“Satin wouldn’t last long in the bowels of hell. It’s a very delicate fabric. Let’s start with burlap and see how that goes.” @BarneyPelty

The Twitter threads were filled with snide remarks about Sean Penn’s ridiculous statement. Many of them showed pictures of his friendship with people like El Chapo and Hugo Chavez… a major drug trafficker and a Venezuelan dictator. You know, all the fun people he’s “followed” over the years as a socialist progressive. By the way, in the church it’s called “excommunication” not impeachment. Pretty sure that word is too big for him to comprehend.


Featured photo: collage of Sean Penn with (top) Hugo Chavez and (bottom) Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman

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